the breasts of Pearl Gonzalez

Are There Breasts in UFC Embedded 216 Episode Three?

October 6th, 2017 by Mike Coughlin

T-Mobile Arena (eventually)

Sin City, NV



Those are the breasts of Pearl Gonzalez and in this moment I’m annoyed with her because I don’t like her last name.  Gonzalez is a dumb surname because I don’t know how to spell it and there aren’t any phonetic guides.  Is it Gonzales, Gonzalez, Gonsales, Gonsalez, Gonzelez, Gonzelaz, Gonzelas?  WHO KNOWS!  Get your shit together, Hispanic People.


She also has nice breasts which once interfered with her ability to fight (who gets a tattoo on their nipple?).  I have no idea if she’s in this episode or not, I just wanted to feature a picture of her for erection’s sake.


pearl gonzalez


(That’s the original photo, from her Twitter.)


Are There Breasts in UFC Embedded 216 Episode Three?



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UFC 216 Card

  • Lightweight Tony Ferguson vs. Kevin Lee
  • Flyweight Demetrious Johnson vs Ray Borg
  • Heavyweight Fabrício Werdum vs. Derrick Lewis
  • Lightweight Beneil Dariush vs. Evan Dunham
  • Featherweight Tom Duquesnoy vs. Cody Stamann
  • Lightweight Will Brooks vs. Nik Lentz
  • Lightweight Bobby Green vs. Lando Vannata
  • Women’s Strawweight Pearl Gonzalez vs. Poliana Botelho
  • Heavyweight Walt Harris vs. Mark Godbeer
  • Flyweight John Moraga vs. Magomed Bibulatov
  • Middleweight Thales Leites vs. Brad Tavares
  • Flyweight Matt Schnell vs. Marco Beltrán



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