Category: Evergreen

Zombie by The Cranberries; aka GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!

Plus, Mike tells kids to get off his music lawn.

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Girl by Beck: Happy or Dreadful?; aka: GUESS WHAT'S STUCK IN MIKE'S HEAD?!

What are the true lyrics and meaning for GIRL by Beck?

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open road mountains

One of the most amazing passages of modern writing.

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I'm Afraid of Americans; GUESS WHAT'S STUCK IN MIKE'S HEAD?!

Are you?!?

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good people happy

There are actual nice people in the world and this makes me wonder: am I just evil?

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cat

Cat door goes unused by ungrateful cat. Aka: evidence of why dogs are better.

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red pants woman

Why women need to learn to dress like men to be true equals in the workforce.

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tove lo

Mike gets a song stuck in his head and you all benefit. It’s catchy and almost pornographic – but still technically SFW (unless you work in a church).

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Paige-VanZant-Naked

Paige VanZant NAKED. Or is that all a ruse? She for sure dances and doesn’t have much on.

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azealia banks

I heart this so, so much. And her too. And her mouth.

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