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Conor Mcgregor says He Jumped in Cage to Save Fighter’s Life, is Lying

November 14th, 2017 by Mike Coughlin

The Welfare Office Handout Line, Dublin, Ireland

@HalfGuarded

 

Conor Mcgregor is an attention seeking maniac who wrote a statement saying he’s sorry for being an attention seeking maniac at the last Bellator show. That’d be the show where he jumped in the cage, slapped a commission official, yelled at a fighter, tackled his friend, and pushed a referee.

 

Conor is sorry for doing that, you see.

 

I sincerely apologize for my behavior at last weekends fight event in Dublin. While trying to support a loyal teammate and friend, I let my emotions get the best of me and acted out of line. As a multiple weight UFC champion, executive producer, role model and public figure, I must hold myself to a higher standard. The referee Marc Godard was making a horrendous decision in trying to pick an unconscious fighter up off the floor and force the fight to continue into the second round. Even against the wishes of the said fighters coach. The fight was over. After witnessing my fighter in a fight where the worst happened and the opponent passed away from his injuries on the night, I thought the worst was about to happen again, and I lost it and over reacted. I am sorry to everyone. I sincerely apologize to the Director of the Mohegan Tribe Department of Athletic Regulation, Mike Mazzulli, all the officials and staff working the event, Andy Ryan and his fighter John, two stonch ones that put up a great fight every time. That side will always have my respect, and lastly every one of my fans. I love yous all! I’ve always learned from my mistakes and this will be no different.

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I sincerely apologize for my behavior at last weekends fight event in Dublin. While trying to support a loyal teammate and friend, I let my emotions get the best of me and acted out of line. As a multiple weight UFC champion, executive producer, role model and public figure, I must hold myself to a higher standard. The referee Marc Gonard was making a horrendous decision in trying to pick an unconscious fighter up off the floor and force the fight to continue into the second round. Even against the wishes of the said fighters coach. The fight was over. After witnessing my fighter in a fight where the worst happened and the opponent passed away from his injuries on the night, I thought the worst was about to happen again, and I lost it and over reacted. I am sorry to everyone. I sincerely apologize to the Director of the Mohegan Tribe Department of Athletic Regulation, Mike Mazzulli, all the officials and staff working the event, Andy Ryan and his fighter John, two stonch ones that put up a great fight every time. That side will always have my respect, and lastly every one of my fans. I love yous all! I’ve always learned from my mistakes and this will be no different.

 

See, Conor is actually the hero in this story, as he was trying to save a man’s life. That’s why he was smiling and cheering and celebrating with his friend: that’s how you save lives in Ireland. (Note: this might actually be true.)

 

I mean, Jeezuz, Conor, that’s not even close to what was happening. Goddard was the one stopping the fucking fight, you Neon Green and Orange Bag of Cocaine.

 

 

 

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