Kelvin Gastelum CHEATED to beat Vitor Belfort, says UFC and USADA
April 6th, 2017 by Mike Coughlin
Kelvin Gastelum, who is fat because he lacks self control, has been flagged as a drug cheat, according to USADA. As a result of this infraction, his fight against Anderson Silva has been canceled.
Silva indicated he will seek a replacement for the sickening drug cheating monster.
The drug failure stems from Gastelum’s fight against Vitor Belfort. In that fight, Kelvin put on a clinic as he picked up a first round win over the UFC legend. Sadly, that win is now tainted by this troubling news.
The UFC released a statement, found below, which goes into more details, including just what drug it was Gastelum used to cheat.
The UFC organization was notified today that the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) informed Kelvin Gastelum of a potential Anti-Doping Policy violation involving Carboxy-Tetrahydrocannabinol (“Carboxy-THC”) which is a metabolite of marijuana and/or hashish, above the decision limit of 180 ng/mL, stemming from an in-competition sample collected in conjunction with his recent bout in Fortaleza, Brazil on March 11, 2017.
USADA, the independent administrator of the UFC Anti-Doping Policy, will handle the results management and appropriate adjudication of this case involving Gastelum, as it relates to the UFC Anti-Doping Policy and future UFC participation. Because the Brazilian MMA Athletic Commission (CABMMA) was the regulatory body overseeing the fight in Fortaleza and has licensing jurisdiction over Gastelum, USADA will work to ensure that the Commission has the necessary information to determine its proper judgment of Gastelum’s potential anti-doping violation. Additional information will be provided at the appropriate time as the process moves forward.
As a result of the potential anti-doping violation against Gastelum, USADA has placed him under a provisional suspension. While the UFC Anti-Doping Policy affords Gastelum full and fair due process rights before any possible adjudication of his case, because of the proximity to Gastelum’s scheduled June 3rd bout against Anderson Silva, Gastelum is being removed from the card and a replacement is currently being sought.
Wait. Hold on.
THIS IS FOR POT?!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?
Jeezuz, this shit is getting dumber and dumber and dumber. We’ll let you know what punishment USADA randomly decides upon. He probably gets three weeks and is forced to wear a D.A.R.E. t-shirt or something.