NEW STAR WARS TEASER RELEASED
August 27th, 2015 by Mike Coughlin
Did you read the headline? Are you confused? IT’S NEW FOOTAGE OF STAR WARS! OMGJFDFDJF D!!!!!!!!! Black people being badasses (this ain’t your racist Lucas Star Wars, folks)(no idea if Lucas is a racist)(he looks like one though)(he’s old and white is what I mean, unlike Adam Sandler, who may not be racist, but whatever he’s planning for Grown Ups 3 is likely worse than racism – for reals, yo’).
Just say it with me: NEW STAR WARS TEASER RELEASED! Just watch and be happy. You know this means there’s another big long one (haha) coming (haha again) in a few days.
Starring HAN SOLO AND LUKE SKYWALKER, Star Wars Episode 7 comes out December 18, 2015. It’s legit projected to open to $600m in the first weekend. Really.