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UFC MEXICO Results, Play by Play, Recap, Thoughts, Musings

August 5th, 2017 by Mike Coughlin

Arena Mexico

The Other Side of The Wall

@HalfGuarded

 

Mexico is known for many things. Cerveza is a Spanish word I just overheard on a TV commercial, and I think that’s one of the things Mexico is known for. It isn’t known for MMA. Boxing and pro wrestling, sure, but not MMA. Get with the times, America South.

 

Maybe Mexico will be known for MMA one day. Maybe not. These are the results for the UFC’s latest foray into the other land down under. Thanks for reading. Kinda.

 


UFC MEXICO Results

MAIN CARD (FS1, 10 p.m. ET)

 

Ufc Mexico

 

Sergio Pettis (126) vs. Brandon Moreno (126)

Flyweight

What Happened?

Moreno dominated the first. He got it down early. Body triangle. Brilliant control. Second and especially third rounds saw Pettis really find his rhythm and distance and begin to pull away from a Moreno who just can’t strike. Oreos the same in the fourth. In the final stanza, Moreno got a TD. Controlled on top for several minutes. Then Pettis got up. Gonna be an oddly close scorecard depending on if the first round is 10-8.

 

Winner: Pettis, dec.

 

Should You Watch?

Dec

 

 

 

 

UFC MEXICO

 

Alexa Grasso (119)* vs. Randa Markos (116)

Strawweight

What Happened?

Both of them are not good at fighting. Markos won because she could get more takedowns. Oh. Shit. Grasso won. I guess she maybe did more in the non grappling part. Um … this was Mexican water level bad.

 

Winner: Grasso, dec.

 

Should You Watch?

no DEC dec

 

 

 

 

Alan Jouban (171) vs. Niko Price (170)

Welterweight

What Happened?

Price beat Jouban’s ass in the first. Dropped him with a punch. Kicked him in the head. Hit more punches. Death.

 

Winner: Price, KO

 

Soccer KO

 

Should You Watch?

Enzo hatters gif dec

 

 

Humberto Bandenay (146) vs. Martin Bravo (145)

Featherweight

What Happened?

Bandenay kicked him in the head like he was CroCop in the first twenty seconds!

 

Winner: Bandenay, R1, KO

 

dec ko

 

Should You Watch?

yes DEC dec

 

 

 

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Sam Alvey (186) vs. Rashad Evans (186)

Middleweight

What Happened?

This man was sickly as he ran along the beach. The sky was gray soot for the 985th day in a row. It was too warm to wear a hoodie and too cold to wear nothing. He switched off between pants and underwear while he headed down the shoreline, maybe a half mile in each. Sometimes hair legs. Sometimes black ADIDAS. His beard grew longed each week he ran. He joked to himself that a bird could nest in it. CUCKOO! He would chirp every so often in amusement to himself. The food was scarce though and his attempts at self amusement were wanting. There he saw … it. A shoe. A leathery shoe. One coated in some combination of three week old shit from a pit bull. The sun had baked it. And then melted it. Then more baking. For several weeks. He ate it. He choked down the vomit. He scooped it off his shirt so none would hit the ground and chugged it like a frat party beer. He would swallow one, barf a half, swallow one, barf a half. And so on. But he finally finished it all. He stood there. He felt pride. It was tough but he won. No one would care but it was his victory. With no time to spare, quicker than a cheetah on meth who needed to build a desk, he had his pants down and evacuated his bowels. He shit everywhere.

 

THAT WAS THIS FIGHT.

 

Winner: Alvey, dec.

 

Should You Watch?

jessica jones DEC

 

 

Alejandro Perez (135) vs. Andre Soukhamthath (136)

Bantamweight

What Happened?

Suck dropped Perez twice in the first round with …jabs. Ok. Seconds round. Another jab flashy drop. Then Perez got a TD and grounded Suck for a while. Onto the third. Ummm. Perez got a TD but not much after that. They threw punches that would only impress mosquitoes on PCP.

 

Winner: Perez, dec.

 

Should You Watch?

Nah.

 

 


 

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UFC MEXICO Results

PRELIMINARY CARD (FS1, 8 p.m. ET)

 

Jack Hermansson (185) vs. Brad Scott (185)

Middleweight

What Happened?

Hermansson with a TD. Scott with a triangle! It could be… nope. Hermy escapes, passes to side control, mount, a billion elbows. Death.

 

Winner: Hermansson, R1, TKO

 

Trump vs Hillary ko

 

Should You Watch?

vince mcmahon middle finger dec

 

 

Dustin Ortiz (125) vs. Hector Sandoval (126)

Flyweight

What Happened?

ORTIZ KO WIN IN FOURTEEN SECONDS! Boooooooom!

 

Winner: Ortiz, R1, KO

 

punch KO

 

Should You Watch?

Supergirl dec yes

 

 

Henry Briones (136) vs. Rani Yahya (136)

Bantamweight

What Happened?

Rani took it down, kept side control, teased a north south choke, switched to a kimura. Tap out. Perfect.

 

Winner: Rani Yahya, R1, sub

 

tap out punk's wife AJ Lee

 

Should You Watch?

Dec Sure

 

 

Jose Quinonez (135) vs. Diego Rivas (136)

Bantamweight

What Happened?

Quiznos beat Rivas. He danced on the outside and peppered things. I barely noticed. The announcers sounded like they were more excited to be on TV than anything else. Yeah. Yay! … sigh.

 

Winner: Quiznos, dec.

 

Should You Watch?

no DEC dec

 

 


 

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UFC MEXICO Results

PRELIMINARY CARD (UFC Fight Pass, 7 p.m. ET)

 

Ufc Mexico fight pass

Joseph Morales (125) vs. Roberto Sanchez (126)

Flyweight

What Happened?

 

Winner:

 

Should You Watch?

 

 

 

Alvaro Herrera (156) vs. Jordan Rinaldi (156)

Lightweight

What Happened?

 

Winner:

 

Should You Watch?

 

 

 

Hot sexy Mexican Mexico

Quick & Dirty UFC Mexico Results

(Winner in BOLD)

  • Sergio Pettis (126) vs. Brandon Moreno (126)
  • Alexa Grasso (119)* vs. Randa Markos (116)
  • Alan Jouban (171) vs. Niko Price (170)
  • Humberto Bandenay (146) vs. Martin Bravo (145)
  • Sam Alvey (186) vs. Rashad Evans (186)
  • Alejandro Perez (135) vs. Andre Soukhamthath (136)

  • Jack Hermansson (185) vs. Brad Scott (185)
  • Dustin Ortiz (125) vs. Hector Sandoval (126)
  • Henry Briones (136) vs. Rani Yahya (136)
  • Jose Quinonez (135) vs. Diego Rivas (136)

  • Joseph Morales (125) vs. Roberto Sanchez (126)
  • Alvaro Herrera (156) vs. Jordan Rinaldi (156)

 

 

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