I bore easily. I also amuse myself easily. It’s a symbiotic relationship, my boredom and imagination.
Facebook is a waste of time and we’re all slowly becoming dependent on a fuckin dork. But it also helps kill time. Someone posted one of those multiple question things and I answered it. And now I’m sharing it here. For you. Because sharing is caring.
CAN YOU FILL THIS OUT WITHOUT LYING? 😏 😮
1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Cherry lollipop
2. Where was your profile picture taken? The woods
3. Do you play Candy crush? No
4. Who made you laugh last? Chad Shank
5.How late did you stay up last night? 11
6. If you could move somewhere else, where would It be? USA: Seattle, Maine, Deadwood. Not-America: Southern France, Hong Kong.
7. Ever been kissed under fireworks🎇? I presume so. I get kissed A LOT.
8. Which of your Facebook friends lives closest to? Maybe Chris.
9. How do you feel about turkey burgers? I’d rather just eat a carved off piece of turkey
10. When was the last time you cried? When Mickey died.
11. Who took your profile picture? A perverted hunter
12. Who was the last person you took a picture with? Umm… my mom? I have no idea.
13. What’s your favorite season? Pepper
14. If you could have any career, what would it be? Someone who makes money filling out surveys.
15. Do you think relationships are ever worth it? I’m probably too bitter for this one.
16. If you could talk to ANYONE right now, alive or dead, who would it be? My dad, I guess. Maybe some famous dude that was killed under mysterious circumstances.
17. Are you a good influence? Ninja, please.
18. Does pineapple belong on pizza? Fuck off.
19. If you have the remote, what channel are you watching? Probably ESPN.
20. Who do you think will fill this out? I could not give a shit.
Keep the fun going – end it all and blame the postman!
