I’m writing this now so that when the video for UFC 202 Embedded is available (and it may be, for all I know, as I’m too lazy to go to YouTube before writing this) I can just slide the video in, hit publish, and BLAMO! You get to see a grown man purposely shill a multi-billion dollar company’s product for it, all because he has the attention span of a gnat and likes moving pictures.
Do gnats have short attention spans? I know people sometimes reference them as being short of attention but maybe they have elephant like memories and focus. Probably not, seeing as they die within a week of being born.
Wait, is THAT true? Lemme check wikipedia…
In English, the term applies particularly to Nematocerans of the family Culicidae (mosquitoes). The common gnat is the species Culex pipiens (the common house mosquito or northern house mosquito).
Huh. I didn’t know that. They’re fucking flying vampires. And they spread disease. But what about their lifespan? Wikipedia says nothing…
Google says 7 days. FUCKING NAILED IT!!!!!!!!
Right. Video. Go.
UFC 202 FULL CARD
UFC 202 FIGHT PASS PRELIMS
- Alberto Uda vs. Marvin Vettori – Middleweight
Ning Guangyou vs. Marlon Vera – Bantamweight- Colby Covington vs. Max Griffin – Welterweight
- Neil Magny vs. Lorenz Larkin – Welterweight
UFC 202 Fox Sports 1 PRELIMS
- Randa Markos vs. Cortney Casey – Women’s Strawweight
- Artem Lobov vs. Chris Avila – Featherweight
- Raquel Pennington vs. Elizabeth Phillips – Women’s Bantamweight
- Cody Garbrandt vs. Takeya Mizugaki – Bantamweight
UFC 202 PPV CARD
- Tim Means vs. Sabah Homasi – Welterweight
- Hyun Gyu Lim vs. Mike Perry – Welterweight
- Rick Story vs. Donald Cerrone – Welterweight
- Anthony Johnson vs. Glover Teixeira – Light Heavyweight
- Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor – Welterweight
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