The Couch
It’s time to watch stuff and blog about it. I was gonna see a Star Wars today but Brother Brian bailed on me for his wife. Gay. I’ll be watching the UFC from Canada and … probably something on Netflix. I’m not sure how this works, folks, I’m along for the same ride as you.
- Fucking Man City, Jeezuz, they’re incredible. It’s not just that they’re good, it’s that they’re beautiful out there. Far and away the best team in all of Europe.
– The Book of Eli has always had this ability to make me feel. Denzel Washington is maybe the greatest man ever. Finished up that bad boy just now. The soundtrack, in particular, is wonderfully crafted. It nails the feeling of oneness with God.
UFC SOMEWHERE IN CANADA STUFF
Robbie Lawler vs. Rafael dos Anjos
Welterweight
What Happened?
RDA wore Lawler down to a nub. He did a lot of damage to the former champ’s left leg, to the point where Lawler could barely stand. Mostly, RDA just grinded on Lawler. It was as impressive as it was unremarkable. RDA didn’t make any new fans with this, as it was relatively blah, but he clearly beat a damn great fighter. Imagine him and Woodley, it would be …
Should You Watch?
Ricardo Lamas vs. Josh Emmett
Featherweight
What Happened?
Emmett murdered a man in the second round with a left hook. Sweet FUCKING mercy, this was as scary deadly as they get. Ngannou probably got up off his couch at home and clapped upon seeing this.
Should You Watch?
Santiago Ponzinibbio vs. Mike Perry
Welterweight
What Happened?
Went the distance, which was kind of a let down, but it was a pretty good battle overall. Perry got hurt in the third and they had a few good exchanges. It’s not gonna rewrite the history books of fun but it was worth watching. Oh, and Santiago Won. which sucks Bc Perry is a hero. Or was. Until he lost. Like a loser loses.
Should You Watch?
Glover Teixeira vs. Misha Cirkunov
Light Heavyweight
What Happened?
Tex took him down, got the back, flattened him out, and pounded his way to a first round win.
Should You Watch?
