Washington D.C.-
September 27, 2018, will go down as one of the most dramatic days in our nation’s history. Aside from it being my birthday, Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh took to the stand to testify at his Senate Confirmation hearing, as did his accuser Christine Blasey Ford.
Both gave very compelling, emotional, and passionate arguments regarding the alleged sexual assault that occurred some 36 years ago at a high school house party.
Kavanaugh’s testimony was particularly memorable as he showed a side of himself that will undoubtedly garner the public support of a younger generation of dudes who just like to get hammered and laid.
Here’s a back and forth from the hearings between Kavanaugh and Senator Diane Feinstein.
“Judge, have you ever blacked out from drinking to the point where it’s possible you did something out of character that you would not remember?”
“Senator I’ve never forced myself on to any woman. I get mines. Yeah, I like beer, I drink beer to this day, hell I had a 6 pack before all this shit started, just to get good.”
“Judge! Language please.”
“My apologies Senator Feinstein, but you could get it too.”
“Get what?”
“This Supreme Court Nominee D!!!”
“JUDGE!”
“That’s how they all scream it, Boo Boo!”
It was clear at this point that Judge Kavanaugh was pretty inebriated. The exchange continued.
“Judge Kavanaugh, anymore inappropriate responses and you will be asked to leave.”
“I apologize Senator. To answer all of your questions, no, I don’t black out, I’ve never sexually assaulted anyone – ‘cept for that keg fam! I’m no pussy. I lift mad weights, it’s right here in my planner, Monday study, Tuesday Lift, Wednesday holla at bitches, Thursday get lit…”
“That’ll be enough Judge, please leave”
“Thank you for your time, shout out to Mark Judge and PJ! After party at the Marriott downtown, women drink very free! RIP XXXTentacion I’m out!”
Afterwards President Trump said things went well.
