Men do violent things to remind themselves of the brutality of nature; women let men do horrible things to them for the same reason. On the one hand, that men exist could be a tribute to women’s intelligence: they evolved us to do all the horrible things that need doing while they get to bake cookies and smell nice. On the other hand: #metoo.
Maybe God is a woman who gets drunk-jealous every Thursday at Friday’s and talks shit in the form of cramps.
