Two attractive chicks fight one another this Saturday. They’re also good fighters but don’t pretend like you care. You pig.
But why should I care, Mike? I am not the kind of man that enjoys women rolling around with each other. Well to you I say, good sir, there is something definitely wrong with you and your constitution.
A gentleman of well repute knows that lady can be just as dangerous as a man. He therefore looks forward to the two dames doing a battle for our amusement. But in case you need any more convincing, this video should do the trick.
A Rose by any other name is still a reason to watch UFC Kansas
- Flyweight Demetrious Johnson (c) vs. Wilson Reis
- Women’s Strawweight Rose Namajunas vs. Michelle Waterson
- Middleweight Ronaldo Souza vs. Robert Whittaker
- Featherweight Jeremy Stephens vs. Renato Moicano
- Heavyweight Alexander Volkov vs. Roy Nelson
- Bantamweight Patrick Williams vs. Tom Duquesnoy
- Lightweight Bobby Green vs. Rashid Magomedov
- Flyweight Tim Elliott vs. Louis Smolka
- Middleweight Devin Clark vs. Jake Collier
- Middleweight Anthony Smith vs. Andrew Sanchez
- Bantamweight Aljamain Sterling vs. Augusto Mendes
- Welterweight Zak Cummings vs. Nathan Coy
- Women’s Bantamweight Ashlee Evans-Smith vs. Ketlen Vieira