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In the latest chapter of Alex Jones’s legal woes and controversy, the Infowars founder has stated that he himself is a CIA operative, a claim he’s made about many others over the years including Glenn Beck, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
Alex Jones took to Youtube to say Alex Jones is “full of shit” and has filed a lawsuit against Alex Jones.
In response to that lawsuit, Alex Jones is filing his own case against Alex Jones for the cost of Alex Jone’s legal fees.
When asked about the situation Alex Jones released the following statement to Halfguarded right before press time:
“These are lies and I will not allow me to talk about me like that. I WILL PAY!! ALEX JONES WILL NOT TAKE ALEX JONES’S GUNS AWAY AND VIOLATE HIS/MY 2nd AMENDMENT RIGHTS!”
“These are lies and I will not allow me to talk about me like that. I WILL PAY!! ALEX JONES WILL NOT TAKE ALEX JONES’S GUNS AWAY AND VIOLATE HIS/MY 2nd AMENDMENT RIGHTS!”
Unfortunately Alex Jones could not be reached for comment at press time.
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