Joey Chestnut Out of Nathan’s Hot Dog Competition After Testing Positive For Marijuana.
Heaven help us if they drug test our writers.
TSA Warns of Redcoat Terror Threats; Updates Banned Items List for 1781.
What To Know When Flying Within The 13 Colonies
Elmo Plunges To Death; Thrown From 30th Floor Balcony. Big Bird In Custody.
ABC; 123; You’re dead to me!
Coca Cola Apologizes For Racist Training Video. Donates Millions To White Causes
It’s the real thing.
Drunk Trump Celebrates Impeachment Victory By Throwing Rudy Giuliani Into Nearby Boat
You'll be tried and convicted of laughter!
Fed Up Groundhog Found Dead From Self Inflicted Gunshot Wound After Seeing Shadow Is Fatter Than Last Year’s
And it's gonna last you the rest of your miserable life.
NFL Quarterbacks Not Allowed To Kneel To Run Out Clock; Must Place Ball Over Heart Instead
The new Statue of Liberty play.
“I’ve Never Had Sex With A Black Girl. Then I Smashed Candace Owens … and I Still Haven’t.”
THIS IS SATIRE - like a funny version of The Onion.