Trump Has Children Tear Gassed At Local McDonald’s So He Can Take Picture With Grimace
Then, he pardoned the Hamburgler.
Trump Threatens To Shut Down MySpace If They Don’t Let Him Pick More Than 8 Top Friends
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Caitlyn Jenner Releases Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina. It’s Called “Banana Split”
Is that dessert in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Trump: “If Democrats Ran Star Wars They Would Have Aborted Baby Yoda In The 27th Trimester”
A word from a WWE Hall of Famer.
Mike Pence Learns Lesson; Wears Favorite Mask Around Covid-19 Patients
Bend over and cough.
Melania Takes Donald’s Advice; Starts Douching With Bleach To Kill His Bacteria
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Melania Trying To Catch Covid-19 So She Can Find Motivation To Actually F**k Him
That would Be Best.
Even Angels Need A Hand
Every bit helps