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Trump Blames Coronavirus On That Time Obama Coughed In The White House.
Clinging to your guns and God doesn’t look so stupid in an apocalypse, does it?
Condom Sales Skyrocket Due To Coronavirus And Things Trump’s Children Say
Make Sex Safe Again
Beto O’Rourke Endorses Bernie Sanders. Apologizes For Robert’s Joe Biden Endorsement.
It's a Mexican standoff!
Caitlyn Jenner Releases Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina. It’s Called “Banana Split”
Is that dessert in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Mike Pence Developing Coronavirus Vaccine That’s Administered Rectally.
The Doctor is in ... side of you.
Trump Says Border Wall Would Have Kept “Corona Virus” In Mexico.
The DZA has spoken.
Bloomberg Clears Air On Hillary Clinton: “Why Would I Choose Her? So She Can Kill Me and Finally Be President?”
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”
“I’ve Never Had Sex With A Black Girl. Then I Smashed Candace Owens … and I Still Haven’t.”
THIS IS SATIRE - like a funny version of The Onion.
Mike Bloomberg Promises Stop & Frisk Of Only White People If Elected President In Open Letter Apology To Black People.
Is that a switchblade and three grams of crack in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?