North Korea confirms it has nuclear missiles that can reach as far as South Korea
And then Trump issued a new tweet.
ABC Fires Sara Gilbert After Shockingly Tolerant Twitter Rant
No word on if Dan is dead again.
President Trump Pardons Himself After Farting
At least he was polite.
President Trump Finally Denounces Racism: There’s No Reason to Hate Whites
Donald Trump does NOT hate black people.
Scientists develop vaccine that cures Autism; Anti-Vaxxers dazed and confused.
It's weird that only HG has the news about a world-changing vaccine, right?
Starbucks Racial Bias Training Employees to be More Racist.
Starbucks is tired of it’s all inclusive, hippy reputation.
Corey Feldman Outs Hollywood Pedophiles, Star’s Unite To Wear White Pants With Red on the Backside at the Oscars to Protest
“...red splatter marks on the ass to honor Feldman...”
FDA Confirms Eating Tide Pods is bad for you. Gain Flings are lower in Saturated Fats
Clean you palette with this news.
Optometrists to Change perfect vision term from 20/20 as 2020 election of Oprah vs The Rock shows the worst possible vision a nation could have
You’d have to be blind to think Oprah and The Rock are a good thing.