Trump Blames Forgetting To Wear Mask For Contracting Covid-19
If he sneezes, you might catch racism.
Trump Warns All U.S. Businesses To End Socialist Program Of Free WiFi
At least he didn't misspell "McNuggets."
Trump To Open New Chicken Joint/Strip Club “Trump’s Thigh Land” in Yosemight National Park
He’s locked up the Atlanta vote.
MLB Will Use Virtual Booing To Make Trump Feel At Home During First Pitch At Yankee Game
Truly, America’s pastime.
Trump To Redo Grades K-12 After Watching Billy Madison To Prove He’s Cognitive
Grab teacher by the heinie.
Daniel Snyder Changes His Own Name To “Dances When Corporate Sponsors Threaten To Pull Out”
This is the Snyder Cut.
Kanye West Chooses Kanye West As His Running Mate
Satire. (Maybe?)
Trump Plans To End Teen Pregnancy By Eliminating Pregnancy Tests
“I can get behind this plan.” - 4th graders everywhere.