Mike Pence Visits Area 51. Ensures Conditions Are Good; No Need For Raid
The truth is out there.
Trump Recounts The Civil War. Praises The North’s Strategic Drone Strikes Against The South
He didn’t start the fire but he did ignite it.
Beto O’Rourke Turns Himself In To ICE When Asked About Foreign Policy By Reporter
Cares about you more than Jesus does.
Kanye West Finally Wakes Up, Realizes He’s Been Used; Distances Himself From Kim Kardashian
Kanye is dropping women like they hot.
Trump Attends Sumo Matches In Japan; Becomes Last Minute Replacement After Wrestler Is Injured
The biggest and best sumo ever.
While Visiting Vietnam Trump Reflects On The Horrifying Memories He Avoided
A pumpkin on a fence post would’ve been more difficult to hit.
EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump Game of Thrones Interview
Who do you think is Trump's favorite? (Joffrey Lannister)
President Trump Honors Tiger Woods For F**king So Many Broads
President Trump tells Tiger to “look more Asian.”