Never forget this column.
If you read, you will win the lotto. (Sometimes, you gotta tell a little lie to catch a big fish.)
If Siskel and Ebert has an illegitimate offspring it would read.
The greatest thing in life is to read and be read.
In the year 2000, some films were watched - these films, specifically.
Read like it’s 1999. (Prince reference.)
You’re not gonna want to miss this thing.
Or we’ll party with your English dead.
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