Motherf#cker
Disgusting language from our host.
It only gets better
No amount of training prepares you for naked.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve drummers drumming.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven pipers playing.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten lords a leaping.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight maids a milking.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
7 swans a swimming.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six geese a laying.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five gold rings.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four birds a calling.