Wives and Cocaine
You're gonna need one so you might as well find one you like: a wife.
MIKE WINS ANOTHER FANTASY BASEBALL TITLE!
“Five!” Mike yelled out his hotel window that overlooked throngs of adoring fans, some as young as 3...
And Now, A Scene From Robocop
Dead or alive you’re clicking with me.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN – LONG LIVE THE KING
sic semper tyrannis
The Sexual Icon We Deserved
Oops!... I Did It Again
Get An Ugly Girl to Marry You
I do this sometimes to amuse others but mostly to amuse myself.
Why Sakuraba is The Greatest Fighter of All Time
Why Sakuraba is the greatest all time fighter in MMA history, from his ability to beat larger foes to his...
Why Jesus is better than Moses and Mohammad
An argument without flaws.
WE ARE THEIR HOPEFUL FUTURE: Disco 2000
We are living in the future.
You Ever Wonder Why Life Sucks?
Like having a broken hand while standing next to a man on fire.