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Are Star Wars Fans Racist? Am I? … Wait, What?
Our author looks into an important question: is he a racist? Particularly in light of the Star Wars racism controversy.
And Now: A Moment with Bill Clinton
BILL CLINTON BEING BILL CLINTON.
So Woke I’m on Meth
Be with the one you love.
Wives and Cocaine
You're gonna need one so you might as well find one you like: a wife.
MIKE WINS ANOTHER FANTASY BASEBALL TITLE!
“Five!” Mike yelled out his hotel window that overlooked throngs of adoring fans, some as young as 3...
And Now, A Scene From Robocop
Dead or alive you’re clicking with me.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN – LONG LIVE THE KING
sic semper tyrannis
The Sexual Icon We Deserved
Oops!... I Did It Again
Get An Ugly Girl to Marry You
I do this sometimes to amuse others but mostly to amuse myself.