Life will surprise you if you let it.

You can tell by the way he writes that he's done this before.

Funniest thing ever.

Better than Will and Grace.

How drinking and driving laws are illogical, absurd and should be changed.

Orange you glad you clicked?

It's not the only thing, it's everything.

But it's ok, everyone makes mistakes.

Hey, kids, you want to be remembered forever? Anchor yourself to a cause.

Better than being rape victims at the confessional.