Stay Alive
You can tell by the way he writes that he's done this before.
This Made Me Piss My Pants Laughing
Funniest thing ever.
Kill The Thing That Builds Walls
Better than Will and Grace.
Drunk driving should not be a crime
How drinking and driving laws are illogical, absurd and should be changed.
The Orange is the Worst Fruit
Orange you glad you clicked?
Winning
It's not the only thing, it's everything.
What you’re feeling is called guilt
But it's ok, everyone makes mistakes.
It’s arrogant to predict the future
Hey, kids, you want to be remembered forever? Anchor yourself to a cause.
Your children became gay black cowboys at the school gymnasium
Better than being rape victims at the confessional.
This is Boxing Day
Man vs Beast in a battle for Boxing Day Supremacy.