Why do I feel like this is gonna be about me? - Mike

The only people qualified to talk about sports and the UK election: Southern Americans!

A sports podcast that grabs you by the jersey and punches you before getting a major penalty.

We wouldn't trade this podcast for the world.

Americans have sports, Euros have a singing contest.

If a sports podcast was a submarine, you'd go down on them.

If a sports podcast was filled with candy, you'd beat them with your big wooden stick to celebrate Mexico.

You've been drafted to listen to this. Which means you're forced to listen to it and be underpaid in the...

Sports is the one place where there is no fear of being murdered...

Listen to this or we'll take your lunch money!