Anaheim, Cucks-a-fornia
You had to know there would be a Countdown special thing for UFC 214. And that I’d then break them up into bits. That’s me telling you that if this is a surprise then you’re a moron. You’re not a moron, are you?
You’re not a sissy either, are you?
Good. I’d hate to learn that you were some sorta dumb sissy; the kinda guy who heard, “Baby, you’re a firework” and immediately jumped under the bed thinking he was gonna blow up.
With all that having been sorted, please enjoy this video presentation. It is of the hyping of Jones vs Cormier. More to come soon.
Being a cowboy who insults the UFC 214 COUNTDOWN SHOW
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UFC 214 Card
- Light Heavyweight Daniel Cormier (c) vs. Jon Jones
- Welterweight Tyron Woodley (c) vs. Demian Maia
- Women’s Featherweight Cristiane Justino vs. Tonya Evinger
- Welterweight Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone
- Light Heavyweight Jimi Manuwa vs. Volkan Oezdemir
- Featherweight Ricardo Lamas vs. Jason Knight
- Catchweight (140 lbs) Aljamain Sterling vs. Renan Barão
- Featherweight Brian Ortega vs. Renato Moicano
- Featherweight Andre Fili vs. Calvin Kattar
- Women’s Strawweight Kailin Curran vs. Alexandra Albu
- Flyweight Eric Shelton vs. Jarred Brooks
- Lightweight Josh Burkman vs. Drew Dober
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