The All-State Arena
Chicago Rosemont, IL, United States of America
One and all, this is our Bellator 175 coverage. We I am LIVE here in Almost-Chicago for the show. It appears to have 55 fights on the card and is headlined by a rematch of a dull fight, only this time they aren’t even pretending to make Rampage get in shape. I’m sure this will go well.
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ON TO THE SHOW!
(ps, WAR MANNY!)
Bellator 175 LIVE RESULTS and From the Future Recap
Main Card
Quinton Jackson vs. Muhammed Lawal
Heavyweight
What Happened?
– Mo humped Rampage against the cage for the first four minutes. Finally got it down. Jumped Rampage on the ground. The first round ended.
– My word, they’re gonna try to walk the crowd.
– I just hit the FF button in a useless attempt to influence reality itself.
– The announcers are talking about how Mo WANTS to hear boos.
– I think there’s a fight in the crowd as everyone is cheering and looking in a random direction.
– More of Mo Cosbying Rampage against the steel mesh. Rampage landed a left hook and by golly it hurt Mo. Rampage followed up but Mo made sure to stall this thing to a halt. Mo forced to break as Rampage continues stuffing the boring TD attempts. Rampage sent Mo for a ride with a throw. His fat ass is winning shit now. That’s two rounds.
– Mo doing his deal where he blankets this shit. A standing fucking blanket.
– Just fucking NOTHING here. I hope Mo gets stabbed for this.
– Lol. Rampage shot. He missed it.
– Oh. Look. MO WITH THE UNWANTED HUMP.
– Rampage looking more tired. Mo moving. Moving to half heartedly shoot but still moving.
– I wish harm on them all. Especially Mo.
BELLATOR 175 RESULT: Mo, Dec
Should You Watch?
Fuck this fight.
Sergei Kharitonov vs. Chase Gormley
Heavyweight
What Happened?
I like when they just said “rarely do you see two fighters both come in right under the HW limit” and all I’m thinking is “let alone a LHW in the main event…” They stood and traded and then Kharitonov connected with a single uppercut and killed a human.
BELLATOR 175 RESULT: Kharitonov, R1, KO
Should You Watch?
YUUUUUUUP!
Marcos Galvao vs. Emmanuel Sanchez
Featherweight
What Happened?
Sanchez pitched a shut out. All on the feet and Sanchez just did whatever he wanted. Had Galvao hurt a few times. Landed every kind of strike you can imagine. Just perfect. A career highlight that was only marred by his missing weight.
BELLATOR 175 RESULT: Sanchez, dec.
Should You Watch?
Sure. It was a good, solid fight.
Steve Kozola vs. Jake Roberts
Lightweight
What Happened?
A murder in 30 seconds. Punches. Ko. Death.
BELLATOR 175 RESULT: Steve Kozola, R1, ko
Should You Watch?
Noad Lahat vs. Lloyd Carter
Featherweight
What Happened?
Lahat took it down in the second, got the back, choke.
BELLATOR 175 RESULT: Lahat, R2, tap
Should You Watch?
Nah.
Bellator 175 LIVE RESULTS and From the Future Recap
(Winner in BOLD)
- Heavyweight Quinton Jackson vs. Muhammed Lawal
- Heavyweight Sergei Kharitonov vs. Chase Gormley
- Featherweight Marcos Galvao vs. Emmanuel Sanchez
- Lightweight Steve Kozola vs. Jake Roberts
- Featherweight Noad Lahat vs. Lloyd Carter
Preliminary card (HalfGuarded.com)
- Welterweight Joaquin Buckley vs. Justin Patterson
- Heavyweight Adam Maciejewski vs. Prince McLean
- Lightweight Damian Norris vs. Tom Shoaff
- Light Heavyweight James Bochnoviv vs. Matt Paul
- Bantamweight Manny Vazquez vs. Nate Williams
- Lightweight Tim Cho vs. Joshua Hardwick
- Welterweight Tom Holder vs. Josh Streaker
- Bantamweight Cory Galloway vs. David Garcia
- Lightweight Brian Akins vs. Mike DeLaVega
- Featherweight Asef Askar vs. James Esposito
- Bantamweight Max Fuentes vs. Brandon Shelhart
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