The partisan lines have been crossed regarding the Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court Nomination scandal.
The GOP has stood by Kavanaugh while the DNC has condemned him after allegations of sexual misconduct from a former high school classmate have surfaced. However, Kavanaugh now has support from a prominent member of the Democratic Party.
A letter from a man calling himself William H. Cosby surfaced earlier today giving a ringing endorsement to Brett Kavanaugh. A lot of you may be thinking, “Bill Cosby?!? Who the hell wants an endorsement from a convicted rapist?” But fear not, the letter clearly states that William H. Cosby is not the formerly beloved but now disgraced comedian Bill Cosby even though Bill Cosby’s full name is William Henry Cosby.
Here’s a excerpt from the letter:
“As a lifelong member of the Democratic Party I, William H. Cosby, but not Bill Cosby, must resist the backlash my party has shown toward the nomination of Brett Kavanaugh to The Supreme Court. The flim, flarm, and filth that’s come out of that woman’s mouth is a bunch of flippidy foof.
There’s no way a man like Brett Kavanaugh would do something like that. First of all how would she remember anything if she was drinking wine with Quaaludes crushed up and stirred into it? She wouldn’t! That’s how we know she’s lying because the best way to penetrate an unwillingly female is to spike her drink like Bill Cosby (not me) allegedly did.
We also have other lying pigs coming forward to say that this great man did things to them, just like when those bitches (see Bill Cosby would never cuss so I can’t be him) started piling on to Bill Cosby (not me) once that first liar came forward.
In closing I’d like to tell Mr. Kavanaugh to hold his head up high as Democrats like me, not Bill Cosby, will do anything we can to get you on The Supreme Court to overturn not my, but Bill Cosby’s, conviction.
Yours Truly,
William “Not Bill Cosby” Cosby
Go Temple!
