Comedy Suplex Podcart Episode #2
I think Usain Bolt just ran fast and won, probably. We won’t be talking about him specifically (I don’t actually remember) but we will be talking about a lot of meat head juicing up. Imagine if the NFL stunt signed Bolt and put him on say, Cleveland, or the L.A. Rams, ya know, one of the freak show teams… Just tell him to run until you’re past the guy and then turn around and catch the ball, and then keep running. Then, you’re free and clear to do your stupid pose. The NFL loves shenanigans. To help him practice, I’d suggest people throwing coconuts at him. It’s not racist because he’s from Jamaica and they don’t have footballs, as far as I can tell.
https://soundcloud.com/user-219187593/comedy-suplex-podcast-001-performance-enhancing-drugs
