Evergreen Trump Fulfills Final Promise As President. Says Ritual Chant of “Circle, Circle Dot,Dot Now I Got My Cootie Shot” Is Free Vaccine For Covid. by Chris Najdek November 7, 2020
Evergreen Trump Mocks Biden: “If Elected He Will Still Listen To His Wife & Not Sleep With Other Broads.” by Chris Najdek October 20, 2020
Evergreen My Brother and I are Lucky We Never Knew About This Watermelon Explosion Experiment by The PunMaster General October 15, 2020
Evergreen Exclusive: Cara Pavalock- D’Amato Rough Draft Apology Letter by Chris Najdek October 7, 2020
Evergreen Trump Blames Forgetting To Wear Mask For Contracting Covid-19 by Chris Najdek October 2, 2020
Evergreen Trump Warns All U.S. Businesses To End Socialist Program Of Free WiFi by Chris Najdek September 21, 2020
Evergreen Trump To Open New Chicken Joint/Strip Club “Trump’s Thigh Land” in Yosemight National Park by Chris Najdek August 7, 2020
Evergreen MLB Will Use Virtual Booing To Make Trump Feel At Home During First Pitch At Yankee Game by Chris Najdek July 27, 2020
Evergreen Trump To Redo Grades K-12 After Watching Billy Madison To Prove He’s Cognitive by Chris Najdek July 24, 2020