Evergreen Daniel Snyder Changes His Own Name To “Dances When Corporate Sponsors Threaten To Pull Out” by Chris Najdek July 15, 2020
Evergreen Mike Pence Glad Pride Month Is Over So He Can Sneak Into Less Crowded Gay Night Clubs When Karen Is Asleep by Chris Najdek June 21, 2020
Evergreen Trump Plans To End Teen Pregnancy By Eliminating Pregnancy Tests by Chris Najdek June 26, 2020
Evergreen Trump Wears Doo-Rag To Prove He’s More Down With Black People More Than Pelosi by Chris Najdek June 9, 2020
Evergreen Trump Solves Mystery of Pyramids “Soros Funded Piles Of Bricks In Egypt To Riot Against King Tut” by Chris Najdek June 6, 2020
Evergreen Trump Has Children Tear Gassed At Local McDonald’s So He Can Take Picture With Grimace by Chris Najdek June 1, 2020
Evergreen Trump Threatens To Shut Down MySpace If They Don’t Let Him Pick More Than 8 Top Friends by Chris Najdek May 28, 2020
Evergreen Caitlyn Jenner Releases Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina. It’s Called “Banana Split” by Chris Najdek May 23, 2020
