Evergreen TSA Warns of Redcoat Terror Threats; Updates Banned Items List for 1781. by Chris Najdek July 4, 2024
Evergreen Trump Overturns Pardons Given To All 8 Turkeys Under Obama Administration November 25, 2020
Evergreen Mike Pence Glad Pride Month Is Over So He Can Sneak Into Less Crowded Gay Night Clubs When Karen Is Asleep June 21, 2020
IT'S SATIRE Trump Joins Planet Fitness Gym; Vows “New Year, Same Amazing Me” For 2020 Resolution by Chris Najdek January 2, 2020
IT'S SATIRE Trump Warns Americans If He’s Impeached Mike Pence Will Be President by Chris Najdek December 22, 2019
Evergreen Mike Pence Suddenly Wearing MAGA Hat All Around White House Since Trump Felt Suzuki Up by Chris Najdek November 6, 2019
Evergreen After Getting Booed At The World Series, A Furious Trump Decides To Start His Own Baseball League by Chris Najdek October 29, 2019
Evergreen Exclusive Interview! Felicity Huffman Talks Release From Jail. Details Joining Bloods To Survive by Chris Najdek October 26, 2019
Evergreen Trump Building A Wall Around Colorado To Keep Illegal New Mexican Immigrants Out by Chris Najdek October 24, 2019
Evergreen Trump Warns of Another Civil War. Asks China & Ukraine To Fight Against The North by Chris Najdek October 5, 2019
Evergreen Trump Whistleblower Revealed. Tekashi 6ix9ine Says Trump Is Also A 9 Trey Blood by Chris Najdek September 30, 2019
Evergreen Trump Denies Asking Ukrainian President To Investigate Biden’s Son. “I Would’ve Just Asked Putin.” by Chris Najdek September 21, 2019
Evergreen Cancel “The Daily Beast”! Media Needs To Stop Calling Bad People Like Trump “A Clown”. It’s Bigoted Against Clowns. by Chris Najdek September 24, 2019