Evergreen TSA Warns of Redcoat Terror Threats; Updates Banned Items List for 1781. by Chris Najdek July 4, 2024
Evergreen Trump Overturns Pardons Given To All 8 Turkeys Under Obama Administration November 25, 2020
Evergreen Mike Pence Glad Pride Month Is Over So He Can Sneak Into Less Crowded Gay Night Clubs When Karen Is Asleep June 21, 2020
Evergreen Trump Decides To Let Melania’s Son Move In With Them. Tiffany, Still Not Allowed In, Turns To Flavored Vaping by Chris Najdek September 18, 2019
Evergreen Starbucks Unveils Sweet Potato Pie Latte As An Apology To The Black Community by Chris Najdek August 4, 2019
Evergreen Trump Confirms Moon Landing Was Real; Says He Was There. Blames Elijah Cummings For Moon’s “Terrible” Living Conditions by Chris Najdek July 29, 2019
Evergreen Mueller Hands Congress Video Of Trump Smoking Crack While Kicking Newborn Twins; Pelosi & Dems Unsure If Impeachment Is The Answer. by Chris Najdek July 25, 2019
Evergreen Trump Denies Ever Knowing Juan Epstein. Produces Proof From Epstein’s Mom. by Chris Najdek August 19, 2019
Evergreen President Trump Tells Melania To Go Back Where She Came From; Except For Her Tits, They Were Born Here by Chris Najdek July 18, 2019
Evergreen Mike Pence Visits Area 51. Ensures Conditions Are Good; No Need For Raid by Chris Najdek July 16, 2019
Evergreen Trump Recounts The Civil War. Praises The North’s Strategic Drone Strikes Against The South by Chris Najdek July 5, 2019
IT'S SATIRE While Visiting Vietnam Trump Reflects On The Horrifying Memories He Avoided by Chris Najdek May 27, 2019
