Evergreen TSA Warns of Redcoat Terror Threats; Updates Banned Items List for 1781. by Chris Najdek July 4, 2024
Evergreen Trump Overturns Pardons Given To All 8 Turkeys Under Obama Administration November 25, 2020
Evergreen Mike Pence Glad Pride Month Is Over So He Can Sneak Into Less Crowded Gay Night Clubs When Karen Is Asleep June 21, 2020
Evergreen Jussie Smollett Ruins “Avengers:Endgame” For Movie Goers By Yelling Out Fake Spoilers; Actually Gets Beat Up This Time by Chris Najdek May 1, 2019
IT'S SATIRE Men Fight Back Against “Small Penis Emoji” With “Giant Vagina Emoji” by Chris Najdek February 9, 2019
IT'S SATIRE Trump Makes New Offer To Dems For Border Wall. Will Extend Desegregation For 3 Years; “The Blacks Can Still Eat With Us.” by Chris Najdek January 20, 2019
IT'S SATIRE Trump To Host American Diabetes Association At White House, Catered By Little Debbie And Hostess by Chris Najdek January 15, 2019
IT'S SATIRE R. Kelly Volunteers To House Migrant Children During Border Crisis. Trump Accepts by Chris Najdek January 9, 2019
IT'S SATIRE After Watching All But 90 Seconds Of SNL, Trump Says It Should Be Illegal For Wives To Make Fun Of Husband’s Sexual Performance by Chris Najdek December 18, 2018
IT'S SATIRE President Trump Distraught Over George H.W. Bush’s Death; No Idea Who Can Cover Up Mueller’s Murder Now by Chris Najdek December 3, 2018
IT'S SATIRE Amidst Dwight Howard Scandal, WNBA Star Denies Allegations That She Is Straight by Chris Najdek November 30, 2018
Evergreen Target Modifies New Bathroom Policy to Appease Boycotters Who Think Highly of How Molestable They Actually Are by Chris Najdek November 19, 2018
IT'S SATIRE First Snowfall hits D.C.; Trump Locks Himself In Doomsday Room, Calls In National Guard by Chris Najdek November 15, 2018
