The Other Half Joey Chestnut Out of Nathan’s Hot Dog Competition After Testing Positive For Marijuana. by Chris Najdek July 4, 2021
Evergreen Elmo Plunges To Death; Thrown From 30th Floor Balcony. Big Bird In Custody. by Chris Najdek April 28, 2021
Evergreen Coca Cola Apologizes For Racist Training Video. Donates Millions To White Causes by Chris Najdek March 5, 2021
Evergreen Drunk Trump Celebrates Impeachment Victory By Throwing Rudy Giuliani Into Nearby Boat by Chris Najdek February 15, 2021
The Other Half “I’ve Never Had Sex With A Black Girl. Then I Smashed Candace Owens … and I Still Haven’t.” by Chris Najdek February 1, 2021
Evergreen Trump Banned From Porn Hub. Starting Own Porn Site Called Yawn Hub by Chris Najdek January 11, 2021