Evergreen Trump Blames Forgetting To Wear Mask For Contracting Covid-19 by Chris Najdek October 2, 2020
Evergreen Trump Warns All U.S. Businesses To End Socialist Program Of Free WiFi by Chris Najdek September 21, 2020
The Other Half NFL’s Washington Redskins to Allow Players to Kneel During Anthem but Will Suspend Any Player Who Helps a Native American by Chris Najdek September 13, 2020
Evergreen Trump To Open New Chicken Joint/Strip Club “Trump’s Thigh Land” in Yosemight National Park by Chris Najdek August 7, 2020
Evergreen MLB Will Use Virtual Booing To Make Trump Feel At Home During First Pitch At Yankee Game by Chris Najdek July 27, 2020
Evergreen Trump To Redo Grades K-12 After Watching Billy Madison To Prove He’s Cognitive by Chris Najdek July 24, 2020