Coverage of Super Bowl 52: Come Give Daddy a Kiss

A Giant Bird Killing Horror
Minneapolis, Minnesota, The Nice Midwest

@HalfGuarded

 

I’m not sure what’ll go here but this is the Official Super Bowl Post. It’s not official of anything and there isn’t an unofficial post or anything. I’ll probably throw up some of my snarky tweets, maybe a movie preview or something. Fuck knows what.

 

Look at the career this Highly Evolved Labrador has had:

And of course just now, this:

Your 2017 MVP is Tom Brady!
⁰Congratulations to the @Patriots QB on his third MVP award. #NFLHonors pic.twitter.com/E03fONrmcF

— NFL Network (@nflnetwork) February 4, 2018

 

WHAT IN THE SWEET HOLY FUCK IS BRADY DOING?!

 

This happened:

 

https://twitter.com/lacesoutshow/status/959175568326619137

 

What in the sweet FUCK is Tommy doing? I was on board with watching him continually reach new and exciting heights, setting the kinds of records you tell your grandchildren about, the way my father told me about Willie Mays or his about Babe Ruth. “Michael Jordan, Barry Bonds, and Tom Brady,” I’d say. “They did it all in ways no one ever had.”

 

Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s not abuse and all that, I get it. I accept that. This is still creepy. Nick Foles spends his free time at Bible study or going to seminary classes so he can be a full-time pastor upon retirement. (It’s easy to feel thankful for God’s grace when you’re a multi-million dollar athlete.)

 

Go, Eagles, Go!

 

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/960310499786350592

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/960296976742060037

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/960290684560429057

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/960315876502376448

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/960298194637910017

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/960334183699795968

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/960311269856247808

 

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/960352828618354695

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/960360984278904832

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/960362371071074304

https://twitter.com/nfl_memes/status/960359819004739584

https://twitter.com/sbnation/status/960359258725502983

https://twitter.com/duracell/status/960352900546547712

 

AND LIFE GETS EVEN BETTER:

 

Sorry, everyone: New England is #notdone. Let's go @Patriots! #superbowl #GoPats pic.twitter.com/cx8misYGJu

— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) February 4, 2018

#flyeaglesfly @NBCPhiladelphia pic.twitter.com/medZZYayUB

— Drew Smith (@drewsmithtv) February 5, 2018