Dogs are awesome. Mine is the best, no matter what Peach says. But ALL dogs are awesome (and go to heaven). Cats aren’t awesome. Cats are like a 20 year old chick with a thin waist and boobs that haven’t met gravity but who wears a pound of makeup: it’s a matter of time before you realize you’re involved with shit.
This dog is awesome. He represents all doggies. Look at how happy he is: all he wants to do is hang out with his buddy. He goes to great lengths to do so. You think a cat would do that? FUCK. NO.
In sum: dogs are good, cats are bad.
