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Viral star Charles Dion McDowell was arrested for a second time earlier today on a variety of charges including marijuana possession and driving on a revoked license. His latest run in with the law comes after being arrested in Florida earlier this month for a slew of drug related charges.
His mugshot gained viral status as jokes about the size of his neck have been flying all over the internet catching the attention of millions, including President Donald Trump. The president saw McDowell’s mugshot and immediately pardoned McDowell for all of his charges and has decided his neck can serve the country in a more productive manor as the wall at the Mexican border.
After years of campaigning to build a wall at the border to keep illegal immigrants out, Trump has finally found the solution in McDowell’s neck.
“Great job by ME. McDowell will not go to jail, his neck will stop illegals at the border. My big brain and his HUGE neck will make America safe again. Black unemployment down by ONE MORE!!!#RIPxxxtentacion”
Trump proves once again he is the prison reform president as he finally found a way to keep illegal criminals from Mexico, Honduras, and Neckaragua out of our great country.