Perth Arena
Perth, Australia, where it’s currently summer
I’m gonna make a bunch of kangaroo jokes this week. None of them will be clever and I’m betting quite a few involve Frank Mir. Still gonna do it as the UFC is in Australia and that’s their thing: kangaroos. That’s kinda awesome, in a way, like, they’ve totally embraced this cute but dickish little weirdo creature.
Americans also think their toilets spin backwards and you can thank The Simpsons for that.
This is the hype show for a show that’s a day before my 35th birthday. Clearly, the UFC hates me.
It’s the First & Final UFC 221 Countdown
UFC AUSTRALIA CARD
- Middleweight Yoel Romero vs. Luke Rockhold
- Heavyweight Mark Hunt vs. Curtis Blaydes
- Heavyweight Tai Tuivasa vs. Cyril Asker
- Welterweight Jake Matthews vs. Li Jingliang
- Light Heavyweight Tyson Pedro vs. Saparbek Safarov
- Lightweight Damien Brown vs. Dong Hyun Kim
- Middleweight Rob Wilkinson vs. Israel Adesanya
- Lightweight Jeremy Kennedy vs. Alexander Volkanovski
- Flyweight Jussier Formiga vs. Ben Nguyen
- Lightweight Ross Pearson vs. Mizuto Hirota
- Bantamweight Teruto Ishihara vs. José Alberto Quiñónez
- Welterweight Luke Jumeau vs. Daichi Abe
