I never received a speeding ticket from this one asshole cop but fuck him anyways. Every morning I drive to the train station. I make this drive at 6:15 because I’m old and that’s what time work starts for old people so enjoy your youth. This is what the street looks like:
Just with fewer cars because sometimes the sun hasn’t fucking risen yet.
Part of the drive is a down a kinda steep hill (steep by 10 year old prepubescent girl chest standards, aka, the midwest). At the top of the hill, the speed limit is 30 MPH. At the very bottom of the hill the speed limit is 25 MPH.
Guess where Fuckhead McCop sits?
Every morning, this asshole sits at the bottom of a hill where the speed changes (for no reason) and all of five people are driving and all of them to the exact same place. Fuck him. He’s not trying to make things safer, he’s trying to raise money and meet his quota. (Right. Not all cops are bad. I know.) Anyways. Fuck THAT cop and the Lombard Police Department for letting him sit there.
This cop and his department that lets him do this and all cops everywhere because why not lump them all together for shits and giggles don’t give a flying sack of dicks about safety. That spot was chosen for the sole reason that the cop can sit behind a tree and catch the super dangerous people who might be 7 over on an empty road at the crack of dawn. We’re all victims of the system; the man. For all the talk in the Black Lives Matter movement about black people getting abused by the system, there’s the white suburban version happening almost happening to me every day.
Where’s my hashtag?
6/21/16: MOTHER FUCKER WAS THERE AGAIN TODAY. FUCK YOU!!!!
Not sure if Dave, anon, or pan gave as much thought to the subject as you did Mike.
For those ready to try the ready blue pill I give you an entre into the world of what the FBI describes (errantly in the majority of cases) as a bunch of “Terrorists”. You know, like the jews in the Warsaw ghetto – or the founding fathers of the uSA. The first book is almost perfect but applicable to the North as regards the laws in question.
The second book is interesting reading, if a bit trollish, but also I believe contains some points of LAW and conclusions which appear to THIS court to be IN ERROR. Nonetheless a good start for those fed up with theft-under-colour-of-law. The last one is likely inapplicable until the bonds which hold you are broken lawfully.
http://1215.org/lawnotes/misc/letters-to-authorities.pdf
http://1215.org/lawnotes/sovereignty/errant-sovereign-handbook.pdf
http://1215.org/lawnotes/strategy/cop-is-that-an-order.htm
Just few thoughts on the subject of LAW vs. law – i.e. Mere “order”.
Also just a great website to dig around on.
This one’s down but likely to return some day soon. A WEALTH of knowledge there – and dudes phone # still works as of a few months ago.
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://state-citizen.org/
Great satirical article… anecdote.
And if it wasn’t satire? Lol dear god I hope it was.
I don’t know Mike..
Yeah, white people get targeted for traffic tickets..
But blacks get targeted to get arrested, incarcerated for nonsense, or shot dead.
I think you have it reasonably well all things considered.
… I drive in fear of paying $50!!!