I’m getting real sick and tired of people saying I’m childish and have an immature sense of humor.
But this MMA fighter’s last name really sounds like “My anus.” And it leads to some incredibly humorous lines like “My anus getting beaten on,” and “My anus is relaxed here.”
Fun fact: my older brother, Mike (who wrote such insightful articles as our top flight UFC PED Policy piece and our totally not sarcastic Grown Ups 3 preview), has often discuss the beating his relaxed anus has received.
Once, he even mentioned having a pretty brutal cut on his anus that he got from a group of sailors.
What’s that? I’m not writing the fighter’s name, but instead just talking about my brother’s anus? WELL, IT IS A TUESDAY SO SHOVE OFF.
Once, his anus was so compacted from a particularly brutal session in the men’s room of a Hardee’s that he couldn’t even finish his sandwich. On the drive home, as he rode shotgun (when he says he’s doing this it means something altogether different), leaning far forward so his lower back was resting on the seat and his anus was dangling off so as to not be rubbed the wrong way, he looked out the window and quoted the legendary Oscar Wilde. “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” It was a nice moment. He never cleaned the anus blood off my Batman floor mats.
Anyways, enjoy this video of an MMA announcer mispronouncing Danny Mainus’ name over and over again.
Over. And over. And over again.
Hmmm… What can I try to sell you with this article?
I’m not sure what Bliss FatGirlSleep Cream is, but I’m going to sell it to everyone I meet. Forever.
