Start spreading the news, GSP isn’t leaving today. In fact, the Canadian is right here with yooooooooooooooooou!
I have the melody of that stuck in my head now. I’ve trolled myself. Such is life.
As we exclusively reported the other day, Georges St. Pierre has returned to the UFC and will fight Michael Bisping for Bisping’s UFC Middleweight Champion. To hype this fight, which takes place in “the second half of 2017,” the UFC, GSP, and Bisping are putting on a press conference.
OK. It’s really just the UFC putting it on but let’s pretend they’re all equal partners because why not? Yeah, I’m stretching to just pad this shit. Yes, I know, other people will write up all kinds of crap and background and all that. Because they’re boring. Do you REALLY need to have multiple paragraphs about GSP taking a long vacation and Bisping finally winning the big one in an improbable upset?
“Ohhhhh,that’s who GSP is,” said no one ever. Let’s watch.
GSP and Michael Bisping Press Conference