FIRST, you all know I’m right. Second, these videos are freaking awesome and immediately made me think this is how Donald Cerrone is going to raise his kids some day.
First, Cerrone is a certified badass. I don’t mean because he’s an MMA fighter. Screw that. That’s nothing. When you’re Donald Cerrone, being an MMA fighter isn’t even in your top five of awesome things about you. Nope. He’s a cowboy, a wakeboarder, an American Ninja practitioner, and, probably, the guy who steals your girlfriend for the best night of her life while you sit in the bathroom crying.
And yet, you don’t really mind, because it doesn’t count as sloppy seconds because Donald Cerrone is NEVER sloppy.
When he has a kid, I’m betting Cerrone will raise him to be a mini version of himself. Because why break the mold when the mold is churning out badass Donald Cerrones?
Donald Cerrone’s Kid Will Be Even Better at American Ninja Warrior Stuff:
Although this kid is pretty awesome.