Hurricane Heist 2 Poll:
You saw Hurricane Heist and want to know about the sequel and that’s what we’ll do for you. Read on as we give you whatever dirt we managed to squeeze out of a source or two.
(Note: This post is updated with all additional information as it becomes available so keep checking back for more!)
Will There Be a Hurricane Heist 2?
If you think Hollywood spends a lot of time talking about Grown Ups 3
and Hancock 2
then surely you understand why there WILL be a Hurricane Heist 2. This will allow Hollywood to create a franchise based around fast cars, smooth talking dudes and babes, and crazy weather special effects. That sound you just heard was Roland Emmerich ruining another pair of pants.
The Hurricane Heist 2 RUMORS
Obviously details are scarce but we’ve managed to pick up a few leads from various sources of ours, so let’s get to them:
First, they need to bring in one man, and only one man: THE ROCK. This has Rock Franchise written all over it and he’s legendary in certain film circles for his ability to take any franchise and turn it into pure gold. One rumor was that he was actually attached to the first film but Jumanji had some scheduling conflicts arise so he was out. Now he’s back in.
Of course, his appearance means that Maggie Grace has company in the form of another chick: Rachel Bilson. Hear me out: she’s still young, cute, and expendable. She’s easy on the eyes and can pass for either young mom or college aged chick. It’s not that Grace is bad just that The Rock needs more women than your average slab of granite.
They’ll flesh it out with some returning character actors (Ralph Ineson for one) and some new ones (some dude with a funny German accent and another dude with an accent that is kinda German but might be Dutch – it’s exotic though, right?).
This one will be extra super special though because the film will shift to Boston – yes, Boston! Home of the Patriots and Red Sox, there will be a terrible Nor’Easter that whips through town, bringing with it snow and sleet so they’ll have some crazy new effects. It’ll also let the director do some bad ass scenes with a snowmobile. Think The Day After Tomorrow, just without a bunch of garbage from an insecure director.
I also suspect The Rock will have a daughter he’s trying to win over as he’s a single dad trying to make good.
It’ll be like Nic Cage in National Treasure 3
except that the treasure will be a half-dozen Super Bowl rings!
Possible Hurricane Heist 2 Names:
- Hurricane Heist: Cat Two
- Tornado Heist
- Typhoon Heist
- Hurricane Petty Theft
- ROCK You Like a Hurricane Heist
- Hurricane Heights: The True Story of a poor black kid lifting himself out of the ghetto.
- Hurricane Heist 2 aka Florida Asks America to Rebuild Its State Again
Who’s directing Hurricane Heist 2?
Doug Liman. Out of left field, I know, but he’s familiar with Bilson and did Jumper and Edge of Tomorrow. Dude is innovative and cool. I bet he nails this like a screen door in a … hurricane.
I’d prefer him to direct the I Am Legend Sequel
but if not that, then this.
Or maybe he’ll breeze on over and direct the Vampire Academy sequel
Hurricane Heist 2 Writers
Rob Cohen, Anthony Fingleton, Scott Windhauser, Carlos Davis, Jeff Dixon all came together to write the first one because a film this awesome needs as many writers as it does cast members. I see no reason to break tradition, though adding David Goyer, wrote Jumper (and might write a Dracula Untold Sequel
and make it decent, but I digress) would be amazing, if he’s not too busy. Spoiler: he is,.
Hurricane Heist 2 Pictures
Hurricane Heist 2 Trailer
Hurricane Heist 2 Release Date
This will 100% be released on April 1, 2020. I only wonder if this also means The Rock will start his presidential campaign that same day. Would be a great campaign ad, don’t ya think?
Hurricane Heist 2 Cast
- Ryan Kwanten as Breeze, Will’s ex-Marine brother
- Patrick McAuley as Young Breeze
- Andre Robinson as Young Breeze
- Ralph Ineson as Perkins
- Randy Couture
- Melissa Bolona as Sasha
- The Rock
- Rachel Bilson
I mean, if that isn’t an All-Star cast, what is? Right? RIGHT?!
Should you want to see Hurricane Heist 2?
HELL TO THE YEAH! Just get wasted on Dredd 2
purple drank first..
Hurricane Heist 2 Box Office Predictions
The Rock only makes money, we all know this. A films about blowing shit up only make money, we all know this. Will it beat the BO of Zombieland 2
? We shall see. I say it makes $400m worldwide.
Final Thoughts on Hurricane Heist 2
I wish they’d add Jeremy Renner
, because we all know he won’t have much to do after The Avengers is done. He’d help a lot. I also hope this is awesome and in 4D somehow.
So, do You Want to Watch Hurricane Heist 2?