Tachi Palace
Lemoore, California
Thursday in the summer suck. There’s nothing on TV. I mean fucking NOTHING AT ALL. The history of the universe, from that tiny little pin prick of white hot life until now, it’s never been this boring on a Thursday.
Thanksfully, Invcita is a promotion of women who fight in cages for our entertainment. My word, we are set up so well to live in a Mad Max style world, aren’t we? Let’s all watch it and have fun until Flaming Death rains down from the heavens.
I lost interest half way through. It’s no fault of anyone, it simply turns out that Thursdays are weird days for MMA. So are Wednesdays, which explains me not watching TUF. Well, that or I hate women with a burning fire from hades.
Invicta FC 25 Results, Recap, and Bad Jokes
Yana Kunitskaya vs. Raquel Pa’aluhi
Bantamweight
What Happened?
Winner:
Should You Watch?
Livia Renata Souza vs. Janaisa Morandin
Strawweight
What Happened?
Winner:
Should You Watch?
Alexa Conners vs. Katharina Lehner
Bantamweight
What Happened?
Winner:
Should You Watch?
.@MMADreamCatcher returns to the Invicta cage after nearly two years away, this August 31st LIVE on @UFCFightPass! pic.twitter.com/DlhKRSds41
— Invicta FC (@InvictaFights) August 13, 2017
Sharon Jacobson vs. Kali Robbins
Strawweight
What Happened?
Winner:
Should You Watch?
Alyse Anderson will defend her undefeated record Thursday night at #invictafc25! pic.twitter.com/eSAUi93F82
— Invicta FC (@InvictaFights) August 30, 2017
Alyse Anderson vs. Shino VanHoose
Atomweight
What Happened?
Didn’t watch a minute on account of a YouTube clip of a dog unable to catch food distracted me.
Amberlynn Orr vs. Sarah Kleczka
Bantamweight
What Happened?
Winner:
Should You Watch?
Yaya Rincon vs. Courtney King
Featherweight
What Happened?
Rincon via TKO in round two. King did well early, in the first part of the first round. But in the second, I looked up from reading about things men read about, and rincon is on top and slamming elbows. Doesn’t matter: they fight at 145 and will die at the hand of Lady Cyborg.
“What’s the H E double hockey sticks are you doing,” I hear Rincon say. She just arrived in Herman time machine from 1956, so go easy on her.
Winner: rincon, R2, tko
Should You Watch?
Eh…
Cheri Muraski vs. Tracy Cortez
Flyweight
What Happened?
This was ok. Cortez tapped in the second via a guillotine. Cheri grabbed it as Cortez – who is cute and thus I’m sure people will claim she had a lot of star potential – had her neck exposed as she went for a takedown. She was tapping before she even hit the mat. Other than that … blah. I was reading about Sweden.
Cheri has kids. Two kids. Two boys. Two teenage boys. Jeezuz.
Winner: Cheri Muraski, R2, sub
Should You Watch?
Um… Sure.
.@ashley_rose_m kicks off #InvictaFC25 this Thursday LIVE on @UFCFightPass! 👊 pic.twitter.com/G9jlj7zDju
— Invicta FC (@InvictaFights) August 29, 2017
Ashley Medina vs. Jillian DeCoursey
Atomweight
What Happened?
Winner:
Should You Watch?
Quick & Dirty Invicta FC 25 Results
(Winner in BOLD)
- Bantamweight Yana Kunitskaya vs. Raquel Pa’aluhi
- Strawweight Livia Renata Souza vs. Janaisa Morandin
- Bantamweight Alexa Conners vs. Katharina Lehner
- Strawweight Sharon Jacobson vs. Kali Robbins
- Atomweight Alyse Anderson vs. Shino VanHoose
- Bantamweight Amberlynn Orr vs. Sarah Kleczka
- Featherweight Yaya Rincon vs. Courtney King
- Flyweight Cheri Muraski vs. Tracy Cortez
- Atomweight Ashley Medina vs. Jillian DeCoursey
