Lest there ever be a misunderstanding: I want Donald Trump to be removed from office so as to ensure that the upcoming election is crazier than anything anyone has ever seen.
I’m talking actual donkeys and elephants voting, poll stations guarded by flame-throwers, kids in the elementary school where you vote sneaking out during class to sabotage ballots, Bernie and Pence both refusing to drop out, Hillary entering the race in late October, New York City Jews and Blacks getting into a West Side Story style race war all summer, 10,000 Chinese tourists locked in clean rooms, politically motivated school shootings, and a definitive answer as to how many privately owned tanks exist in this country.
* shut up about if he’s eligible to run again or not, you don’t know, no one does, shut up and enjoy your acid trip, you nerd.
