Chicago, IL –
Donald Trump isn’t the only celebrity Kanye West has distanced himself from recently. After his surprising announcement on Twitter that he’s distancing himself from politics after feeling “used,” Kanye shocked the world by announcing he’s fully woke and done with wife Kim Kardashian.
We sat down with Ye:
“Kanye, why the sudden…”
“She fucked Drake yo!”
“That’s been alleged.”
“The whole song about Kiki! She fucked Drake yo! She used me.”
“Why do you say that? I’m sure you both had other partners.”
“She fuck Drake yo!”
“I got that, but why do you say she used you.”
“Cause I’m black, she fucks black dudes. She wanted a black baby, only I could give her that.”
“But there’s other black men she could have married and had children with.”
“Nah fam, they can’t manifest creativity with intentions on love and maintaining a society. Which we live in.”
“I don’t follow.”
“SHE FUCKED DRAKE YO!!!”
“Yes. She did. So do you feel there’s any chance of reconciliation with Kim?”
“SHE F…”
“’FUCKED DRAKE YO!!!’ I GOT IT!!”
“See now you get it. That’s what I’ve been trying to say all along. As a black man without a father it empowers me.”
“The hat?”
“Nah.”
“Then what?”
“I dunno. I ain’t have a father so I can’t answer that.”
“Ok last question.”
“She fucked Drake Yo.”
“Not that. Do you feel the hip hop and black community will welcome you back now that you’ve distanced yourself from Donald Trump?”
“I never left. I’ve been black all my life. Imma still be black tomorrow. Drake black! And she fuck Drake yo!”
“Thank you for your time.”
“You’re welcome.”
“You look upset Kanye.”
“I’m ok, I just can’t remember my phone passcode.”
