Tomorrow, Ms. Michelle Waterson fights. She’s actually a Mrs. but I don’t know her husband’s surname. Sue me.
The UFC is hyping her a lot because she’s cute and can fight. She’s done a lot of modeling but nothing too salacious. Don’t get me wrong, she’s SMOKING hot but I know she’s a mom and she kinda has a mom haircut these days, so I’m kinda more respectful of her. Sure, she’s a MILF, no doubt, but she looks like she’s a really good mom. I bet she brings apple slices to soccer practice.
The UFC wants you to think with your balls though. And your wiener. They want you to associate her with sex and violence. It’s a good plan. Men like those things. Let’s see how they hype her up. (And how others hype her up – I’m not above stealing from other sources. DON’T PUT IT ON YOUTUBE IF YOU DON’T WANT ME TO USE IT!)
Michelle Waterson Exposed: The True Story Behind the Karate Hottie
SEXY PHOTOS OF MICHELLE WATERSON
- Flyweight Demetrious Johnson (c) vs. Wilson Reis
- Women’s Strawweight Rose Namajunas vs. Michelle Waterson
- Middleweight Ronaldo Souza vs. Robert Whittaker
- Featherweight Jeremy Stephens vs. Renato Moicano
- Heavyweight Alexander Volkov vs. Roy Nelson
- Bantamweight Patrick Williams vs. Tom Duquesnoy
- Lightweight Bobby Green vs. Rashid Magomedov
- Flyweight Tim Elliott vs. Louis Smolka
- Middleweight Devin Clark vs. Jake Collier
- Middleweight Anthony Smith vs. Andrew Sanchez
- Bantamweight Aljamain Sterling vs. Augusto Mendes
- Welterweight Zak Cummings vs. Nathan Coy
- Women’s Bantamweight Ashlee Evans-Smith vs. Ketlen Vieira
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