Mike Runs for President of the United States: Answering GOP Debate Questions - NO Star Radio

Mike Runs for President of the United States: Answering GOP Debate Questions – NO Star Radio

@MichaelCoughlin

My name is Mike Coughlin and I’m running for president of the United States of America. Despite not being old enough, having zero qualifications, and spending my entire hour of time walking dogs and purposely not picking up their shit – I’m qualified to push the button. Listen in, for those who are bored, as Mike legitimately spends his time Answering GOP Debate Questions. Really. Not all of them, because he’s long winded but the important ones. A woman on currency? Absurd. How to handle Syria? What to do about Donald Trump? Why “eye doctor” isn’t as impressive as “baby brain doctor.” Making morons do their job and marry people. Other shit that came up. Never overtly political, more satirical, but with a grain of truth. Like this entire site. Finally, a fascist to balance out all the commies around here!