Somewhere in WASHINGTON D.C.
I’m kinda bored. Preacher isn’t on for a while and there’s nothing else to watch so … WWE Battleground will have to do. I’ll probably bail on this half way through.
- Is Reigns really in the main event still? Like, didn’t he pop for roids? And they acknowledged it on TV? What an odd story that is.
- Is Becky Lynch wrestling? I like her.
- Reigns is in the main it seems. I’ll bet he isn’t liked by people.
Lady Flair and Dana Brooke vs Sasha and IT’S BAYLEY!!
- Brooke looks stupid as shit. Her lips are practically about to explode.
- SASHA!!!
- I’m always happy for people like Bayley. Nice to see them be happy achieving a dream.
- A dream that will one day be a nightmare but still…
- Sasha is so amazing. Like, what a great get for the company. I would buy her a drink.
- Sasha has her move locked in! And she gets the win.
Wouldve been nice for Bayley to get a W. But … Eh. Who really cares?
New Day vs Hillbillies
- New Day are the longest reigning tag champions ever? Really?
- They split up the Wyatts? I’d say that’s stupid but who gives a shit?
- Big E is gonna do is dive where he kills himself isn’t he?
- Xavier has apparently overcome is fear of Wyatt and is punching him.
- Big E did his death dive.
- Wyatt w his move and the win.
Zach Ryder vs Rusev
- Who could give a fuck?!?
- oh.
- Rusev won with his submission.
Almost time for Preacher.
Preacher was fine.
- Cena and buddies beat The Club.
I rewound and BECKY!!!
She tapped to Natty. Fuck that.
- Jericho is out doing something. He has introduced Orton. Orton will be facing known steroid user Brock Lesnar.
- This just keeps going on and on and on.
The Shield all fight each other
- Ambrose and Rollins gang up on Juicer McJuicerson
- Powerbomb through a table
- They keep cutting to the back, showing guys rooting. That’s sweet.
- Reigns back now. Hitting power bombs on everyone.
- Rollins pedigree. Kick out by Reigns. FEEL THE TENSION.
- Reigns spears Rollins. Ambrose jumps in. Hits his move. Ambrose wins.
