Even Robocop Celebrated on New Year’s Eve
Everyone can celebrate NYE!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
7 swans a swimming.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six geese a laying.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five gold rings.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four birds a calling.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three French hens.
Boxing Day – Boxing Edition
An entire day dedicated to fisticuffs. How quaint.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two turtle doves.
Boxing Day – Football Edition
You’ll work on Christmas but you won’t be alone on Boxing Day - you serf.
Happy Birthday, Jesus, Hope You Like Crap!
Merry Christmas!