Washington D.C.-
Tiger Woods finally got the recognition he deserved after his historic 5th Masters win. President Trump invited him to the White House to present Woods with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, not for the win or his over coming of a severe back injury, but because he was getting it in hole, after hole,after hole in another way.
Tiger had a legendary run of adultery and was such a poon hound that he was banging women ugly enough to be babysit for the Schwarzeneggers.
While he had an actual Swedish model at home, Tiger was sticking it in diner waitresses across our country who had the sex appeal of prostate cancer.
President Trump found this to be a heart warming story and give Tiger the honor he deserved. The Presidential Medal of Freedom. He took to twitter to explain:
